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| Kill the Poor The Board Bipolar Crackhead Posts: 537 (3/16/01 7:51:52 pm) |  I'm a moron. |
| LilScamp One of about 3 female posters. Posts: 157 (3/17/01 2:53:49 pm) | The picture's broken.  Happy St. Patty's! Actually, it's not so happy. I'm on medication so I can't go out and knock back copious amounts of Guinness as per tradition. *grumbles much* Why today? Why, of all the days in the year? *bangs forehead on keyboard* |
| BarrenofBrains Distinguished Poster Posts: 267 (3/17/01 3:36:34 pm) | I'd offer to knock one back for ya, but I can't stand the flavor of beer. Hope you feel better. I have to find a substitute that can hold green dye... |
| LilScamp One of about 3 female posters. Posts: 159 (3/17/01 4:22:38 pm) | I can't stand most beer, but Guinness doesn't taste like beer. It tastes good.  |
| Kill the Poor The Board Bipolar Crackhead Posts: 541 (3/17/01 6:22:57 pm) | Yeah, I know the pics broken which is why I added the "I'm a moron" thingy |
| SuperRecoome The Ginyu Man Posts: 963 (3/17/01 7:48:30 pm) | Proven fact! woman who like the taste of beer are more likely to cheat on their boyfriends, Also fact, Men who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends. |
| LilScamp One of about 3 female posters. Posts: 160 (3/17/01 10:56:14 pm) | What about women who only like Guinness and despise every other type of beer that they've ever tasted? Every other type of beer reminds me of piss, with the exception of Corona, which I can manage to force down if I cram enough lemon into the neck of the bottle first. :P |
| Kill the Poor The Board Bipolar Crackhead Posts: 544 (3/17/01 11:07:21 pm) | That means if you ever dated outside your species you'd be most likely to cheat, you hussy. Stay the hell away from my dog, he's had his heart broken enough as it is. |
| dldragonbreath Seasoned Poster Posts: 99 (3/18/01 11:39:00 am) | /e kisses lilchamp for luck Sorry been there had that not over it .....Everyone has had the flu at my job at least once ;( As for liking beer of any sort i notice that women who drink beer tend not to cheat.... those who claim they never cheat are the first to cheat ;( As for lilchamp try a lime in your corona it taste much better /e looks for some guinness cause he is at work and needs about 5 of them. |
| LilScamp One of about 3 female posters. Posts: 161 (3/18/01 3:18:41 pm) | LilScamp! LilScamp! Not LilChamp. |
| dldragonbreath Recognized Poster Posts: 102 (3/18/01 4:05:51 pm) | sorry lilscamp, /e is tired and at work. Personally i don't drink much. but this job is going to drive me to drink. |
| Sheallaidh Some British Bastard Posts: 341 (3/18/01 5:54:29 pm) | You know what piss taste's like scamp ? hmmmmm?! P.S. Guiness isn't beer, it's breakfast. It's a ready-poured meal like Slimfast. It gives you the shits the morning after. |
| LilScamp One of about 3 female posters. Posts: 164 (3/18/01 5:56:19 pm) | Um, no.  It's just an educated guess - I'm assuming it tastes pretty bad, and since Budweiser is about the same color as it, one jumps to conclusions. |
| Sheallaidh Some British Bastard Posts: 343 (3/18/01 6:03:40 pm) | Actually:- The more dehydrated you are, the more yellow your urine. Healthy piss is clear :) If your piss is yellow then drink more (water preferably). Incidentally piss doesn't taste bad at all, though I refuse to explain how I know this. Also beer and lager and bitter are acquired tastes, meaning you need to drink them a lot before them become pleaseing to your palette. |
| LilScamp One of about 3 female posters. Posts: 165 (3/18/01 6:05:24 pm) | Thanks, Dr. Shea! |
| dldragonbreath Recognized Poster Posts: 104 (3/18/01 6:20:11 pm) | OMG sorry bear is not an aquired taste it is a cheap thrill. Another words for 5 dollars you can get dehydrated and act like a moron. Personally i prefer mixed drinks like screwdrivers. |
| BarrenofBrains Distinguished Poster Posts: 270 (3/18/01 7:06:08 pm) | Nah beer is an acquired taste. Same with coffee. I've always thought you could get a coffee-like flavor by running boiling water through a pack of cigarettes. Beer is a cheap thrill too, but people tell me the taste grows on you after a while. I had a good story in mind that involved DB drinking a bear and a bizarre use of the term "screwdriver," but I got up to answer the phone and forgot most of it... |
| Raiven Seasoned Poster Posts: 91 (3/18/01 7:14:11 pm) | ScrewDriver - Vodka and Orange Juice. Hmmmm... *sees the Vodka on the fridge |
| Sheallaidh Some British Bastard Posts: 347 (3/19/01 4:40:14 am) | My fav alcoholic drinks:- Vodka + Red Bull, Red Square, Bacardi Breezer, Glenfiddich (Scottish Malt Whisky aged 12 years), Metz, Tia Maria + Coke (tastes like cold, fizzy hot chocolate). I also like various pints, such as Worthington's Draft Bitter but my fav bitter is Theakstons - as for lager, well Carling or Heineken will do. |
| Raiven Seasoned Poster Posts: 93 (3/19/01 11:30:46 am) | OK, wanna try something fun? Take 1 Pot Noodle 1 Kettle filled with Boiling water Several Magic Mushrooms Some sensibility with safety |